It was the dreams fault. I swear. I had such a baby anxiety dream last night that I was utterly COMPELLED to test when I woke up this morning. It was a BFN, of course. It’s only 10dpo and if my cycle is indeed permanently longer now, then I’m still more than 5 days away from my period.
So, in the dream I was looking after someone else’s newborn but couldn’t seem to manage his weight. I kept over balancing and almost dropping him. I don’t think it takes a genius to find the symbolism in that but I’m taking it as a good thing that I never actually dropped him.