I have been deeply embedded in tww fantasy land for the last few days. Fantasy is great but it really does make you feel really stupid when reality sets in. Humour me, nonetheless, while I report the following imaginary symptoms…
- twinges – in my uterus. Lots of them.
- pains – in my thighs. And in my boobs. As though I was about to bleed. But it’s way too early.
- horrific and vivid dreams – resulting is hysterical crying in my sleep.
- frequent urination – even more so than usual.
And to top it all off, my chart is looking prettier than it’s ever looked. Pregnant or not, vitex is my drug of choice!